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Vote on this week's fun awards — tunnel fits, main character energy and suite royalty.

Week of September 22

This week's superlatives

No stats, no math — just who looked the best, acted the messiest and carried the game. One pick per award, and you can change your mind.

Voting is open until Thursday night kickoff 🏈

💅 Tunnel Walk Royalty

Best pre-game arrival fit — the walk from the bus to the locker room is a runway.

Travis Kelce

Kansas City Chiefs

Loud prints, tailored everything, sunglasses indoors. Never underdressed.

Micah Parsons

Green Bay Packers

Streetwear head to toe — designer sneakers and a bag worth more than your rent.

Jalen Hurts

Philadelphia Eagles

Quiet luxury. Clean suits, soft neutrals, zero notes.

Justin Jefferson

Minnesota Vikings

Color coordinated to the laces, always a little theatrical.

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✨ Main Character of the Week

Whoever gave us the most drama, celebrations and mic'd-up chaos.

Josh Allen

Buffalo Bills

Runs people over, then grins about it. Big chaotic energy.

Ja'Marr Chase

Cincinnati Bengals

Talks all game and backs it up. Screenshot-worthy every time.

Lamar Jackson

Baltimore Ravens

Makes grown defenders look silly and acts like it was nothing.

George Kittle

San Francisco 49ers

Pure sideline pandemonium. Somebody hold him back.

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🥹 Golden Retriever Energy

The wholesome one — helmet taps, bench hype, hugging everyone in sight.

Puka Nacua

Los Angeles Rams

Sunny, grateful, hyping teammates louder than the crowd.

Brock Purdy

San Francisco 49ers

Polite to a fault. Looks thrilled just to be invited.

Sam Darnold

Seattle Seahawks

The comeback kid everyone quietly roots for.

Amon-Ra St. Brown

Detroit Lions

Sweet with the fans, ruthless with the football.

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👑 Suite Royalty

Best suite moment or box seat fit — the reaction shots we rewound twice.

Taylor Swift

Team colors, red lips, and a camera crew that never misses her.

Kristin Juszczyk

Wears jackets she made herself. Everyone wants the pattern.

Simone Biles

Loudest cheerer in the box, best custom jacket in the building.

Brittany Mahomes

Full glam, leather everything, reactions caught on every broadcast.

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🏈 "Him" of the Week

The actual football beast who carried his team — explained in girl terms.

Saquon Barkley

Philadelphia Eagles

Runs the ball like he's late for something. Impossible to tackle.

Patrick Mahomes

Kansas City Chiefs

Throws it sideways, backwards, somehow perfectly. It works.

Myles Garrett

Cleveland Browns

Ruins the other team's quarterback's whole evening.

C.J. Stroud

Houston Texans

Ice cold in the fourth quarter. Doesn't blink.

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