NFC · 9-5
Gorgeous, precise offense. Everything looks choreographed until someone gets hurt.
Vintage scarlet and gold
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These open outside stores — we don't sell anything ourselves.
The backstory you need so you know exactly why everyone in the room is yelling.
The lore
Five championships, the most beautiful red-and-gold uniforms in football, and the team that invented the modern passing offense. Also the team with the most famous WAG section in the league.
Why they hate each other
Seattle in the 2010s was pure venom — two coaching staffs that openly disliked each other, plus a last-second interception in a conference title game that Seattle fans still celebrate.
Never say this to a fan 🤫
Don't mention the two Super Bowls they've lost to Kansas City and Baltimore.
San Francisco 49ers also can't stand:
Every player on the active roster, with photos and positions straight from the live feed.
21.7
pts/wk
Running back: catches passes too, which makes him the most valuable fantasy shape there is.
Only player with 1,000 rushing and 500 receiving yards in a recent season
With Olivia Culpo: Former Miss Universe; their 2024 wedding was a whole streaming documentary.
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19.2
pts/wk
Quarterback: game manager who got the job as the last pick in the draft and never gave it back.
Went from 262nd pick to NFC Championship starter
With Jenna Brandt: College volleyball player he married in 2023; they are the wholesome-couple blueprint.
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15.8
pts/wk
Tight end: blocks like a lineman, celebrates like a WWE wrestler.
Most yards after catch by a tight end this decade
With Claire Kittle: His college sweetheart; she posts the funniest behind-the-scenes content of any football wife.
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Quarterback · #14 · Indiana
Quarterback · #10 · Alabama
Running back · #29 · Oregon
Running back · #26 · Indiana
Fullback · #44 · Harvard
Wide receiver · #11 · Arizona State
Wide receiver · #7 · Ole Miss
Wide receiver · #19 · South Carolina
Wide receiver · #11 · Florida
Wide receiver · #4 · Arizona
Wide receiver · #17 · Ole Miss
Wide receiver · #86 · Prairie View A&M
Wide receiver · #5 · Texas A&M
Tight end · #88 · California
Tight end · #89 · Ohio State
Offensive tackle · #74 · Washington
Offensive tackle · #68 · West Virginia
Offensive tackle · #69 · Kansas
Offensive tackle · #71 · Oklahoma
Offensive tackle · #76 · Illinois
Guard · #75 · Iowa
Guard · #77 · Kansas
Guard · #58 · Notre Dame
Center · #64 · UCLA
Defensive end · #56 · Georgia Tech
Defensive end · #54 · Notre Dame
Defensive end · #97 · Ohio State
Defensive end · #94 · Texas Tech
Defensive tackle · #95 · Texas
Defensive tackle · #99 · Indiana
Defensive tackle · #93 · Oklahoma
Defensive tackle · #96 · Illinois
Defensive tackle · #92 · UCLA
Linebacker · #57 · Arkansas
Linebacker · #54 · BYU
Linebacker · #49 · TCU
Linebacker · #53 · Louisiana
Linebacker · #51 · Nebraska
Linebacker · #59 · Oklahoma
Linebacker · #48 · Florida State
Cornerback · #2 · Oregon
Cornerback · #35 · Washington
Cornerback · #25 · Arizona State
Cornerback · Florida State
Cornerback · #20 · Western Kentucky
Safety · #29 · California
Safety · #27 · Penn State
Safety · #6 · Wake Forest
Safety · #36 · Kansas State
Safety · #33 · Jacksonville State
Kicker · #18 · Florida
Punter · #7 · South Alabama
Long snapper · #46 · Baylor
Tough update for the 49ers: C.J. West, a starting defender in the middle of their line, needs surgery for a bone chip in his knee. He’s on injured reserve—the roster list for injured players—and will miss part of the season.
Tough update: the 49ers placed C.J. West, who defends the middle of the line, on injured reserve, a roster designation for injured players. A bone chip in his knee requires surgery, meaning he'll miss part of the season. Sending recovery love.
A serious off-field update: a woman alleging she was victimized in Daejon Love’s impersonation scheme says she contacted the 49ers in December 2025, eight months before his arrest. Love faces wire fraud and conspiracy charges; those remain allegations.
Their wedding got a full streaming documentary. He is also, when healthy, the most complete running back in the sport. Both things are true.